好笑分享..........................(转)  我去美國旅遊。入境時，職員懷疑我的身份，問：「從哪來的？」 [ 香港。」 [ 哪個國家？」 [ 中國。」 職員以凌厲的眼神射向我，追問：「國家的全名是甚麼」 腦中打出「中華人民共和國」七字，但英文怎樣說呢？ 只知道有China、People 和 Republic，可是心情緊張，次序亂了。 職員加倍懷疑，下令：「唱國歌！」 「起來，不願做奴隸的人們，把我們的血肉，啦啦啦……中華民族，到了最危險的時候，啦啦啦……」 「為甚麼那麼多『啦啦啦』？」職員問。 「忘了歌詞。」我垂下頭。 職員正想拉我到密室盤問，他的上司走過來，對他說：「此人說不出祖國的全名，又不會唱國歌，肯定是香港人。讓他入境吧！」

F1 : Regular cars are better

Reasons why regular cars are far superior than Formula One racing cars

No door... I mean, people have to climb in. Actually, ANYBODY can climb in and steal it. Pffft!

No roof... The people who drive these things are left open to the elements. Like, even convertible cars have something you can pull over your head.

No radio (AM and FM), no cassette nor CD player... how boring it must be to drive in those things for close to two hours without having anything to listen to.

No heating... Being left open to the elements, the drivers' toes must become very cold after a while.

No coffee cup holder... Those guys can spill all the hot (and dangerous stuff) over themselves. What with them steering with one hand and trying to drink with the other.

No ashtrays and electric lighter...

No windshield wipers... and they expect them to race in the rain?

No windshields... Well, I guess no. 7 and 8 go hand in hand.

No turn signals... How can they indicate they intend to pass?

No headlights... No wonder they only drive in the day time.

Only one brake light...

Only one seat... How can a guy go necking with his girlfriend at the local drive in?

No anchor for a baby seat... And they are trying to make us believe that safety comes first?

No trunk...

No adjustable seats... (mine goes back and forth, and can be tilted as well)

High fuel consumption...

Engines that don't last...

Tyres that just wear off in no time flat...

Where's the bloody ignition? I guess it's back to the old Model T days when the cars had to be crank started.

No sun visor... Must be fun driving those things with the sun in the eyes. Talk about accidents waiting to happen